“Wow, that wasn’t the worst Star Wars game I’ve ever played.”

That was the exact message I sent a friend after I finished “Star Wars: The Force Unleashed”. Of course, playing through that game made me want to do one thing: Dig out the SNES, and play through the original Star Wars platformers again. Which lead to me to thinking about playing Dark Forces. Which lead me to, for some reason, want to dig up Rebel Assault and play through that canyon training sequence again. Which lead me to wanting to inflict the pain of all the other awful Star Wars games I’d played over the years on other people. So, without further ado, join me as I drag myself through twenty years of painful Star Wars videogames that I thought I had drank out of my head!

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