For Science!
July 31st, 2009 by Joel Haddock
I downloaded the demo of ‘Splosion Man for the Xbox 360 last night and gave it a spin. The game itself seems quite solid, with frenetic platforming and an overall sense of high-energy. For those who have not played it yet, let me explain that one of the primary activities you undertake as the titular hero is detonating scientists that you come across and reducing them to meat. Literally. Showers of steaks, hams, and various other cuts of meat spring forth every time you kill one.
As I ran about, murdering these men of science, my wife asked the perfectly reasonable question “Why are you killing all these innocent people?” This, I assured her, was because “they are evil scientists.” Now, ‘Splosion Man is not particularly heavy on backstory – you are a man who explodes, and you are in some sort of lab. From this, there is very little to support my assertion about these scientists and their moral alignment, but it was just something I knew in my gut. Clearly, they had made ‘Splosion Man into what he was, and he was simply seeking vengeance. Of course, it’s equally as likely that ‘Splosion Man is simply insane and thirsts for the meat of all he comes across. So why would I immediately leap to the evil scientist answer?
When posing this question to Jeff, he simply replied, “Besides Dr. Light, have you ever met a non-evil scientist in a video game?”
Good question!
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